Debate
POINT
It’s not delivery, it’s Delissio!
by Delissio Pizza
Kraft Canada brand
Kraft Canada brand
With its fresh-baked taste and delicious toppings…it’s not delivery, it’s Delissio!
Delissio gives you the ultimate pizzaria experience right from your own oven: A pizzeria style crust that bakes up golden brown and is topped with a rich Italian recipe sauce made with crushed vine-ripened tomatoes and a special blend of cheeses including mozzarella, brick and parmesan.
Finally, it’s loaded with specialty meats and veggies, like big slices of pepperoni, apple wood smoked bacon and julienne strips of red onion, green and red peppers!
Our delicious pizzas are offered in Pepperoni; Deluxe; Pepperoni, Mushroom & Bacon; and Tomato & Spinach.
You’ll swear that it’s delivery, but allow us to reiterate, it’s Delissio!
Delissio gives you the ultimate pizzaria experience right from your own oven: A pizzeria style crust that bakes up golden brown and is topped with a rich Italian recipe sauce made with crushed vine-ripened tomatoes and a special blend of cheeses including mozzarella, brick and parmesan.
Finally, it’s loaded with specialty meats and veggies, like big slices of pepperoni, apple wood smoked bacon and julienne strips of red onion, green and red peppers!
Our delicious pizzas are offered in Pepperoni; Deluxe; Pepperoni, Mushroom & Bacon; and Tomato & Spinach.
You’ll swear that it’s delivery, but allow us to reiterate, it’s Delissio!
COUNTER-POINT
Fuck off Delissio, I still say it's delivery.
by Joe Lancaster
Enjoyer of Pizza
Enjoyer of Pizza
Delissio, I think I speak for everyone when I ask you to kindly fuck off. I am absolutely certain that this pizza I am consuming at this moment is delivery. Sure, I don’t really recall a delivery person coming to my door. But, before you start getting all fuckin high and mighty, I also don’t recall getting a box from the freezer. So go fuck yourself Delissio.
I'll let you in on a little secret, smart guy. I am currently drunk off my ass, so the events of 20 minutes ago are a bit hazy at best. But, I know that this pizza is fuckin delicious and it couldn’t be from a box. So, you fucktards at Delissio can sit on that argument and rotate for all I care. That’s the way it is. Quality like this doesn’t come from a frozen pizza. It was definitely delivered. Either that or I picked it up from a pizzaria. Fuck me, where did it come from? Now you have me doubting myself. Alls I know is that it wasn’t Delissio, and it never will be assholes. Have a nice day.
I'll let you in on a little secret, smart guy. I am currently drunk off my ass, so the events of 20 minutes ago are a bit hazy at best. But, I know that this pizza is fuckin delicious and it couldn’t be from a box. So, you fucktards at Delissio can sit on that argument and rotate for all I care. That’s the way it is. Quality like this doesn’t come from a frozen pizza. It was definitely delivered. Either that or I picked it up from a pizzaria. Fuck me, where did it come from? Now you have me doubting myself. Alls I know is that it wasn’t Delissio, and it never will be assholes. Have a nice day.
